1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
Get the blind donkeymug. by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018
Get the donkey hatmug. That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.
by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018
Get the Swamp donkeymug. by JW89t April 10, 2008
Get the kick donkeymug. by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013
Get the donkey barbequemug. a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.
by Rogue Imp February 2, 2017
Get the cum donkeymug. The awkward bowing of one's legs while walking, after having had rough sex for an extended period of time.
by mastersplinter January 15, 2010
Get the donkey walkmug.