loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014

donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked

Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014

Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.

In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.

by mum61e November 16, 2013

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

Donkey Dumpster

When some jackass continues to spew the same bullshit from their mouth, day after day.

If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to punch you right in your donkey dumpster.

by cjf28cj September 9, 2016