meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.

I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..

by Zonal K June 26, 2018

Frosty Vag Cleaning

The act of using a chilled douche for vaginal cleansing. This is usually provided as a service by a third party.

Sally is very uptight. she could really use a frosty vag cleaning.

by SpitfireTitties December 4, 2011

roadkill stank vag

a woman's nethers that smell as though:
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"

you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.

by Fazed September 8, 2006

ass mouth vag

The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.

Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.

by RealDollParts February 13, 2017

The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

a big ol' vag

Over-sized labia that "hang down" noticably. Can also mean that the vaginal cavity is of unacceptable diameter and/or depth.

1) Man that slag had a big ol' vag! Swallowed my arm up to the wrist! 2) Man I couldnt even touch the sides of that big ol' vag!

by Big Hench Tom August 30, 2007

Sock N' Vag

the act of shoving a used sock of either the male or female that just had sexual intercourse without a condom. the male bursts and the female is left with his manly juices oozing from her beaver. a sock is placed partially inside this entrance to absorb these fluids her partner left behind.

"Becky felt she was ready to pull the sock out because she was done emptying her vagina of Dillon's semen."

She demonstrated the "Sock N' Vag"

"Promptly after exploding inside of me, my boyfriend was sweet enough to put his sock inside of my vagina."

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by <3me22baby<3 July 19, 2009