The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 6, 2015
Get the Muff Pottermug. by shitshelf March 26, 2009
Get the Muff magemug. A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021
Get the Milf Muffmug. She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019
Get the Muff-Maskingmug. by K o F September 29, 2019
Get the nose muffmug. by NOTKXI March 3, 2023
Get the Tuff Muffmug. Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
Get the muff eatermug.