Granny's Muff

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink
by Chubb71 July 01, 2020
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mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
by Deathto2face January 14, 2015
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Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"
by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016
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Tuff Muff

Gym bro: hey dude nice tuff muff. Other gym bro: thanks yours too
by NOTKXI March 03, 2023
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muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"
by dinkydew January 12, 2012
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Sneaky muff

A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.
Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.
by Cottonheadedninnymuffins October 04, 2018
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Muff & tuff

A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.
Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!
by Luz@3leches September 05, 2018
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