When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015
Get the Eggs for breakfastmug. Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017
Get the Egg Noodlemug. A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".
by Jabbra December 14, 2012
Get the Egg and Chipsmug. by sniper nate May 24, 2022
Get the cow eggmug. Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?
Kaylee ~ I don't know?
Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!
Kaylee ~ I don't know?
Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!
by 666partywiththdevilbitch November 23, 2013
Get the fookin eggmug. When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019
Get the Boomer Eggsmug. An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017
Get the Egg Cockmug.