Co-captain

Co-captains are two people who have to share authoritative power. It is a terrible idea and does not end well.
-Ashley and Rachel were named co-captains!
-Well expect a lot of fighting!
by Actuallyhasabrain May 28, 2010
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captain fuschetti

Great PE teacher at Ensign Intermediate who often refers to egressing out onto the track, run a schoolloop, and scurvydogs.
"Hey Mr. Fuschetti are we running the mile today?"-formal student Edit Rocha
"Captain Fuschetti"- The Captain
by Jain Bernard December 10, 2016
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Captain Quagmire

The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.
George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003
by Sergio Momarsh March 10, 2006
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Captain Jack

A music artist, most popular for his songs featured on DDR.
Man! I love that one Captain Jack song!
by Tendo Queen July 08, 2005
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captain kirkumcision

Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.
by andrew nelson brown December 01, 2007
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captain redfinger

this is when your female counterpart fails to tell you that it is her time of the month and you put your hand in her pants and hence, getting your hands dirty
(Guy 1) Dude, we were goin at it, and she never told me she was on, so i put my hand down her pants...

(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?

(Guy 1) Nah...

(Guy 2) And you put your hand...

(Guy 1) Yeah...

(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!
by El Nugos September 04, 2008
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Captain's Hand

the hand ya beat ur captain with
phil you just shook his captain's hand!!!!
by leroy jenkins June 20, 2006
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