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geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
by NefAlive April 22, 2017
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slapping the scallop

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
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slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling
'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'
by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014
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llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks
that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!
by Jayyzee November 2, 2010
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Prince Slap

Slapping someone just like Will Smith did Chris Rock at the Oscar’s
If someone is talking shit to/about you in your face you can reply with “Keep talking and ima Prince Slap you”

Past tense “Dang “insert name” just got Prince Slapped”.
by Urban Lag April 12, 2022
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Burf Slap

A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.
Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"
by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014
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Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
by Verostoria January 21, 2022
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