The act of dropping SPICY stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act). It's essentially a Cleveland steamer after eating spicy food (e.g., a habañero pepper).
We had intended to perform a Cleveland steamer as part of our nightly love ritual, but the extra-hot chimichangas I had for lunch resulted in a Spicy Texas and gave my lover a chemical burn on her chest, resulting in a nasty hospital visit and an embarrassing explanation to the nurses.
by FluidMechanics January 19, 2010
Get the Spicy Texasmug. A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.
by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018
Get the Godley, Texasmug. The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion
by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012
Get the Texas Lightshowmug. Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
Get the Texas Lazymug. by Licknfingergood February 26, 2018
Get the texas tinglemug. by Wjwhafaga November 21, 2019
Get the Georgetown Texasmug. Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022
Get the Texas Breakfastmug.