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Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
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talking to

talking to (v) -- to spend free time, communicate regularly, and engage in physical intimacy with someone with whom one might consider becoming Facebook official.

More detailed explanation available at www.genresofmylife.blogspot.com
Sean is talking to a new girl; that's why he hasn't been hanging out with the guys lately.
by The Genres of My Life October 4, 2011
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shut up talking to me

shut up; foundin most black areas shut up talking to me is a very popular phrase
by Momma's Boy May 13, 2005
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bus-taking motherfucker

Person who constantly relies on other people and/or public transporation for rides due to laziness.
"Mayan is a bus-taking motherfucker. I wished he would get his own car."
by threatbot April 30, 2009
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Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
by bighoops57 July 10, 2010
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Taking it to the Roof

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!
by Bromance Lovers January 13, 2009
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Taking an astral

The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."

"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."

"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
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