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i'd tap that 

When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.
Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!
i'd tap that by dannybolabo February 26, 2008
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rap it before you tap it

Dude, rap it before you tap it or she's gonna get pregnant!

Boner Tap 

The act of tapping boners, similar to a fist pound. Usually occurs after something cool happens. This gesture is in no way homosexual in nature, and is a perfectly reasonable way for two men to applaud one another.

It is usually performed without any other touching, only the erect penises bounce off one another under clothing.

Not acceptable in the nude.
1)
Travis: "BANG"
Dan: Sweet head-shot
(Dan Stands up to give offer boner tap, only happens if Travis has a boner, if Travis doesn't the gesture ends in extreme awkwardness)

2)
Dan: I have a boner
Travis: Sweet me too
(Bonner tap happens)

Boner Tap by mavtrav April 15, 2009

Tappety Tap Tap 

It is really irritating when you are sitting next to someone who is constantly going tappety tap tap on his/her iPad.
Tappety Tap Tap by Fallingleaf February 26, 2013

After-tap 

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.
"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"
After-tap by jariki December 1, 2009
The act of someone smacking the genital region of a girl,
Much like the male Junk-punch.
she pissed me off so i pie tapped her.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
Pie tap by Bre415 January 20, 2010