Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.

I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.

by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022

Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.

I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.

by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025

joy stroke

To have an orgasm.

Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.

by frozenman57 May 28, 2024

Tappers Stroke

When you repeatedly tap or press something in attempt to make it go faster. Common on many electronic devices.

Jerry had a tappers stroke when his computer was acting slow and not refreshing.

by willywonkaboi May 7, 2019