Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

squeefer

The act of a woman queefing in their partner's mouth for pleasure. It is usually a quick act unless the woman has a ton of air in her vagina.

I went down on Sally just in time to catch her squeefer in my mouth

by Atrain.caboose May 1, 2008

dill-squeege

A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege.

"Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."

by K_Slack December 5, 2003

squerve

Swerving in an automobile order to not hit a squiril in the road.

Bro, I totally squerved and almost hit a pole on th way here.

by chickenlomain December 9, 2009

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

squeege

(Noun) - Someone that has a low moral compass when it comes to furthering themselves. They are willing to tattletale, lie or set you up.

Don't trust Brad. He'd throw his own mother under the bus because he's a squeege.

by Shell -Shell January 3, 2021