spitefuck

act of fucking someone out of anger from repercussions of people thinking you already fucked them

"I should go spitefuck him in the cabin"

by rocky mountain retreat June 24, 2019

Slite

A slithery cunt who talks shit to compensate for their small ego and/or penis.

Man: Whoa, that Kevin guy is such a slite.
Man 2: Yeah. I bet he has a FUCKING chode.

by eclown September 24, 2019

Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

by Xyanp October 14, 2019

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020

Splateyyy

A very funny person.

Splateyyy is cool.

by ok- October 7, 2020