Fash-splash

The act of throwing a cold beverage, commonly a milkshake, over a fascist.

Did you see Nigel up in Newcastle? He got fash-splashed so badly!

Tommy was preaching hate again so I decided to fash-splash him.

by scorpioscorpionusa87 May 20, 2019

ass splasher

correct term for bidet

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.

by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

green apple splatters of the mouth

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.

That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

by mlo0224 April 15, 2010

Cass county splash

When Mo is safely getting it from behind from Seftees but it ends up on his ear.

Is that gel on your ear? No, That’s just Cass County splash

by Wthecktor February 17, 2022

Splash Damage

Damage caused in some MMORPGs and strategy games (Warcraft III) Where the attack does damage to one unit and then veers off, hitting other nearby units.

My catapult's massive splash damage just 0wned your infantry rush.

by Jonathan Maas April 25, 2005

Splay

The act of collapsing as awkwardly and spread out as possible creating an unrivaled feeling of elation and euphoria and happiness - an act generally accomplished in the nude.

She spent all afternoon splayed out over the shell of a tortoise.

by Trambone November 6, 2008