Chuddles [chud] [semen] [sperm] [cum] [pearl necklace]

1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.

Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."

by PIXELjunke January 3, 2009

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

sperm world

Sperm world is a term used to describe the inside of your scrotum

Boy: Baby the citizens of sperm world are coming up

by SPERM EJACULATOR January 12, 2017

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

Sperm burper

A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

Anita was such a sperm burper.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018

Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Sperm Boiler

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up

"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"

by DefinitionGenius August 23, 2016