smack dab in the middle 

A very obvious object or place directly in the middle of something else

Said in a Minnesotan accent, dontcha know

isolated islands located in the pacific,

a hot girl with a zit smack dab in the middle of her left ass cheek that you see during sexy time

a bro at your party somehow managing to be a pussy and puke smack dab in the middle of the group smokin bowls in your room, the list goes on son, and it's often heard in Minnesota

smack dab in the middle by AngeloDiAngelo November 30, 2011

dick smack 

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
-OR-
Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

dick smack by madaine May 5, 2005

Smack bunz 

to have sexual intercourse with someone, preferably doggie style

Adam likes to smack bunz with his sister on occasion.

Smack bunz by Yolanda Simmons Junior June 13, 2008

shmeckle dwarfed 

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

shmeckle dwarfed by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

zip-smack 

The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis.

Yo ass-hole if you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna zip-smack you!

Yeah my bitch was talking back to me so... I zip-smacked her!

zip-smack by BillC July 28, 2006

dodo smack 

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

dodo smack by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Smack-mouth 

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

Smack-mouth by Mouth Smacker September 20, 2006