Sid the Sloth 

A very funny sloth from the movie Ice Age that causes destruction every step he takes. He is also very clumsy, and has a brain the size of a pea.

Sid the Sloth is so clumsy, incautious, and not so smart.

Sid the Sloth by Anonymous Sad Elephant January 10, 2017

American Couch Sloth 

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

American Couch Sloth by Chris July 6, 2004

slothicide

1. when a sloth attacks a human and is resaulted in injury or death.

2. a sudden wave of laziness.

1. he died in a tragic slothicide accident

2. i was going to go to work today, but i got a case of slothicide

slothicide by jenna and connor and brandon September 19, 2007

scotch free 

This is another way to say scot free according to the people of Taiwan

"He got away Scotch free"

scotch free by whoisryan June 11, 2014

Breakfast Scotch 

The Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch. What you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. Do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening Scotch.

Master: Yawwwn... Now I must break my fast.
Slave: Breakfast Scotch?
Master: Crawl to me. Pour my Breakfast Scotch.

Slave: Yesssssss.
Master: <Glugggg>

Breakfast Scotch by BrancaMalfatti December 22, 2009

sletch 

To piss.
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from the word slash.

Fok me arv gorrur av a sletch

sletch by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

Three-toad Sloth 

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

Three-toad Sloth by God December 14, 2004