Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

Absolute speed

Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.

That piece of paper travels through the multiverse space at absolute speed.

by Yesverymuch December 18, 2018

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019

COON SPEED

When someone can run really fast for no reason.

You have Coon Speed bucko!!!

by Master Coonington November 5, 2019

noho speedball

Made popular by the creative class of North Hollywood, a Noho Speedball mixes the downer of a THC tincture with the upper of caffeine in coffee. It's an incredibly effective way to remain functionally high during normal daytime activities.

I put some weed oil in my Starbucks and went shopping with my noho speedball.

by J Clayton March 1, 2020

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020

california speedball

Weed edible/gummies + large cold brew.

The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).

"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."

by T R I F I March 31, 2021