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Septic Shock

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.
George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.
by RoughSable May 6, 2023
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Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
by Player69420 May 7, 2019
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Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024
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shick shack shock

Based on Haifa Waheb's song shick shack shock, if you are extra shocked you are

SHICK SHACK SHOCK
dan: OMG she did that
KENZY: IM SHICK SHACK SHOCKED, ""GASSPPP""
by LIFEISUNSERIOUS March 5, 2024
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Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man
Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!
by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018
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SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand
Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself
by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019
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Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.
by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024
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