swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

Shinger

The female act of sherk
Its when a female is fingering herself while she is taking a shit

Girl: I think that bitch shingers at my house
Dude: no fucking way
Maturbate fingering vagina

by Doggy queef April 15, 2016

Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.

Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"

by Swabladore April 19, 2016

skinger

A person of orange or reddish-orange hair that's bald.

A play on the word ginger.
"Dude, is he a ginger?"

"Yeah, but now he's a skinger."

by magaluf pattaya July 17, 2016

Singer

Rules for being a singer:
1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60

Wow, look at that depressed, regretful, weird ass guy holding pills in one hand and a gun in the other contemplating which to kill himself with! He must be a famous singer.

by thatguywhostalksyouafterwork July 26, 2017

Slingerz

The plural of beer.

Yoooo! Pass the slingerz man im tryin to get wasted

by steveybb October 27, 2017

swinger swanger

Weird shit

Wow she’s swinger swanger

by Swinger swanger definer November 6, 2017