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Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
by humps69 May 22, 2009
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ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
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Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.
Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality
by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
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Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
To help out unknown vocabulary:Roger Rooster masurbation pleasure boner legs penis lube
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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lamont rogers

awsome and confident. Also, talantedand very good in sports IF YOU EVER GET A CHANCE TO DATE A PERSON WITH THIS NAME DON'T EVER LET HIM GO!
lamont rogers should be skilled in b-ball and football
by Jennifer dickerson December 3, 2013
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Christian Rogers

If his name is Christian and has the last name Rogers, then he is very funny, kind, loving, and absolutely HOT!!!!
CHRISTIAN ROGERS IS A VERY HOT NAME!!!!!
by qcwiu ph uicwr January 31, 2023
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