Portuguese Pot Roast

When having sex, the male shits on the on the female's chest then titty-fucks her.

Dude, I gave Mandy a Portuguese Pot Roast last night!

Portuguese Pot Roast by Jacob Masterful February 28, 2007

The Easter Roast Game 

The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.

Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.

The Easter Roast Game by BM99 February 5, 2019

split roast

A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.

Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!

split roast by ZoeZombie November 7, 2007

Spit Roast 

See Position 45

2 of the homies spit roasted this biznitch last night

Spit Roast by Bubba May 10, 2004

sunday roast 

when an old man talks about getting laid, only to find out he made love to the sunday lamb cutlets.

oh fuck it, grandads made the sunday roast again this week. only give me two lamb cutlets.

sunday roast by jake16 June 14, 2007

Pork roast 

When a male sticks his dick in a female and slowly turns her in a 360 degree rotation.

John: me and Sally got so bored last night that we did a pork roast.
Jeff: awesome.

Pork roast by HarryMan808 January 9, 2013

take the roast out of the oven 

v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.

'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.

take the roast out of the oven by purity September 17, 2003