Three Pump Flush

1. after recieving oral sex, the man has intercourse wit the lady. after 3 pumps, he ejaculates. the 3 pumps must be very thorough, and he must be close b4 he engages in sex, or else he wont give it the good ol 3 pumper.

2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.

1. "hey you kno that girl sally?"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"

by lshic January 19, 2008

Fist pumped the wolf

The moment in a movie or t.v. show when something amazing or bizarre happens that boosts your level of moderately enjoying the film to loving it. The name comes from the scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox where George Clooney's character out of nowhere throws a fist pump in the air to a wolf and the gesture is reciprocated. The opposite of nuked the fridge or jumped the shark

Bad Lieutenant really fist pumped the wolf when Nic Cage started yelling at the imaginary iguanas.

by kodes55 January 2, 2010

Pump

Another way to say fuck (sex)

I pumped some hot bitch last night.

by Extee July 6, 2016

sweetie pumpkin

a term of endearment for someone you love. they are not only your sweetie or not only your pumpkin they are both!!

i love him so much!! he is my sweetie pumpkin!!

by brianas July 24, 2006

Dirty Sludge Pump

A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.

"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."

by Tonger10 June 23, 2009

Pumping Dualies

The act of jacking off two penis' at one time.

Magoo loved pumping dualies for Ryan and other pals.

by Mr. S. Stephens May 2, 2006

pumpernickel

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006