"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke
the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke
the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.
by castfire11 June 10, 2010
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"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz"
"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz"
by bellalogic August 8, 2014
Get the Puttin' on the ritz mug.Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:
Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:
"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
by BrickSpace August 3, 2020
Get the Wide Putin mug."Quit being so pusilanimus!"
by sueZtheGreat January 25, 2008
Get the pusilanimus mug.The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.
"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"
by IanXDaws January 12, 2009
Get the pumpkin positive mug.A feline's definition of perfection. Food, water, shelter, and love. Humans as well use it to describe their life.
The girl was cuddled in right next to her soulmate, as he whispered how he loved her so much, she thought to herself, "This is purrfection."
by Twocats February 22, 2009
Get the Purrfection mug.1. A person who puts his/her belongings into someone's pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people want to be generous or kind, but do not want to show it.
2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.
Antonym: pickpocket
2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.
Antonym: pickpocket
1. (Cop finds marijuana in your pocket)
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"
2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"
2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.
by Ton/Ton December 21, 2008
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