pseudopartner

Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.

Crystal: Hey girl! I brought you some freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread

Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!

by starsheepie August 11, 2014

pseudostruction

When road signs indicate construction ahead, when no actual construction site exists.

Pending construction ahead, Gregory slowed to 55mph, but it turned out to be pseudostruction.

by #winning3 May 6, 2015

Pseudoplug

A dude who is constantly hitting you up trying to hustle this or that (usually drugs lol) and its always "Superfire!" and "The homie hookup $, 'just for you' of course" but when you get back at them to talk real biz they "Just ran out" or "Yeah man, my dude upped the price on me.. That bastard, suxx but I gotta pass that on to you bruhhh" And if (not when) they actually come thru its never what they promised. These guys usually take selfies in the bathroom holding up a stack of $1 bills wrapped in 1 $100 with some dumbass claim like "Real Gs dont play" or "Bitches love the flow, yo!"

"Seriously tho, that nigga Tim always creepin' sketch style with that flakey-fakey bullshit, his bitch ass aint nothin' but a pseudoplug .. Nigga even steals other peoples pics to pass off as his own lmfao!!!"

by Silkypimpin March 10, 2017

pseudonaja

A snake that is like a cobra, but isn't actually a cobra. One such snake is the eastern brown snake.

I have a pet pseudonaja.

by dumpster in a tree November 6, 2017

pseudobenevolent

Falsely claiming to be or being referred to as well wishing, or kind in nature.

Samuel's pseudobenevolent manner was reveled not long after his claims of benevolence.

by BonnieParker January 23, 2018

Pseudolectual

Person who in a hurried effort to counter an argument with out having any knowledge of the subject makes a fool of himself/herself.

" All that Debu knows about Rohingyas is from what she reads in the weekly tabloid, yet she will shout her lungs out lecturing Indians to open their doors to them. But once you ask her to tell you the history of Rohingyas her hilarious answers will make you laugh. What a pseudolectual she is "!

by Malicedmind August 8, 2018

Pseudonym

Her names probably Kristen.

Nobody be named pseudonym.

by KristenCallaway January 3, 2019