pretzer

Pretzer: The embodiment of overpromising and under delivering

Dude, don’t pull a Pretzer on me
You’re such a Pretzer, Bryan

by Tofu Tod April 7, 2022

protanin

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by protanin April 10, 2022

Pretzel

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.

Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now

by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a man named Lyle camp tries to murder an actress with an 3 day old pretzel.

Lyle killed Mila by death by food poisoning of pretzels

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie

The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Protal

To be unable to type in a FF14 party

Awww man I just dropped a "protal"

by Morreus Nightwind May 1, 2022

Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel

Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose

by Klcook May 30, 2022