Brower Power

The act in which you command a door to be open, thus making poop rockets thrust from an angry country old mans colostomy bag.

Hey bro go give that trucker some Brower Power before I knock you in the kankles.

by Incarus June 24, 2014

slam power

To strike something with great enough force to completely destroy both objects involved; to completely consume an entire beverage in a ridiculously minimal amount of time.

Myron: "De Jongh you completely slam powered that guys face!"

De Jongh; "I know but i also shattered all the bones in my hand!"

Cash: "Well lets slam power some brewskies to make that hand feel better!"

by Fly1ngDutchman1 February 28, 2010

Power of Friendship

The most bullshit plot device in most media. Somehow give the protagonist a boost of power to defeat the antagonist.

Hero: By the power of friendship, I overcome great evil!
Villain: Wtf is he on?

by Shitposter31 January 22, 2023

Power Nooner

The act of mid-day sex prescribed to induce a power nap.

My wife is home and I have a long lunch so I think I'll take a Power Nooner.

by YoMomAnDems October 15, 2016

Power Yachting

The act of motor boating but with a vibrator in the motor boaters mouth.

Man did you hear those chicks power yachting each other last night?

by Boat Captians November 21, 2010

Funny Power

A person with little to no humour, spending their time trying to make other people laugh at terribly drawn or photoshopped images.

Travis : Alex, have you seen this funny picture I've drawn?
Alex : No I haven't. May I see it?
Travis : Sure
Alex : Damn bro you are such a Funny Power right now

by wolfrock04 February 21, 2022

Ko powers

When an asshole knives you in a game (especially when there are no knives in the game) and that kill defies all logic and physics, they just used a Ko power

Gamer 1: "I'm so safe in this tank"
Ko Destroyer: "THINK AGAIN Ko powers ACTIVATE"
*Ko Destroyer lunges through tank with a knife, destroying it, and shrapnel kills the entire enemy team*
Gamer 1: "what the fuck just happened"
Ko Destroyer: "meh, I've done better"

Gamer 2: "I'll be safe in this corner"
Ko Destroyer: "not for long, Ko powers ACTIVATE"
*Ko lunges through a wall, halfway across the map*
Gamer 2: " WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
*Gamer 2 has left the game*

by RagingFlame62 November 26, 2012