Sad material used to provoke a good sob session. Examples include The Notebook, pictures of children with cancer, and that one episode of Futurama (you know the one).
Friend 1: Man I've been really feeling bummed out lately. I think I need a good sob session.
Friend 2: Here, borrow my copy of season 5. The second episode is my favorite cry porn.
Friend 2: Here, borrow my copy of season 5. The second episode is my favorite cry porn.
by Dis Ease November 29, 2014
Get the cry pornmug. Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy
"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."
"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"
"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"
by Lilikin March 3, 2005
Get the Porn Crusadermug. This would be a bad example of Chick Porn: Lupin, exhausted from spending the night chained in a cage while transformed into a werewolf, fell almost lifeless into the waiting arms of Tonks. They starred at each other for a long moment, wondering how much of that night they both would remember and both smiled at the same time. The next moment the beast inside of Lupin had returned -- not hungry for blood, but sweat.
by Kate Charlton August 15, 2007
Get the Chick Pornmug. by spiderscreech February 15, 2021
Get the gay pornmug. by chikary February 3, 2010
Get the Puppy Pornmug. by That A**hole March 2, 2019
Get the Fnaf Pornmug. An unfollowed link or unopened e-mail attachment that may or may not be porn. The only way to find out is to follow the link or open the attachment.
"That girl from the bar last night sent me some mpegs of her stripping." "Have you watched them yet?" "No, it's still Schrödinger's porn. For all I know it could just be a rickroll."
by snobiwan November 3, 2009
Get the Schrödinger's pornmug.