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Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.
I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.
by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022
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Plasticey

When something is feels kind of like plastic, kind of not.
Person 1: These new straws feel Plasticey.
Person 2: I know I think it's the new recycled materials.
by Mia_anne May 25, 2022
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Plastic Party

Plas·tic Par·ty.

/ˈplastik/ /ˈpärdē/

Noun.

A social gathering of invited guests, of the same sex, typically only women (or of the same sex), involving eating, drinking and entertainment. Normally gifts are given upon arrival, and are themed "plastic toys" gifts, then drinks, and some enjoyment. Those who come are getting together to enjoy some, "Plastic Toys Fun". Hence, "Plastic Party". This can include everything from drinking, smoking weed, male and/or female strippers, lewd party games and some form of truth or dare. The women present usually get partially or fully nude and masturbate together. This may or may not lead to the women having sex together but the defining activity in a Plastic Party is female group masturbation. Think of it as type of bachelorette party.

(See Also: Tupperware party)
"Hey, have you heard that a bunch of nurses from the 3rd floor are having a Plastic Party this weekend end? I'm going to go!"

"Can I come?"

"No, it's only women. Do you know what a Plastic Party is?"

"I guess not."

"It's when women get together to enjoy some, "Plastic Toys Fun". Normally gifts are given upon arrival, then drinks, and some enjoyment. Think of it as a bachelorette party, but I don't think that they're inviting any strippers. Oh, I'm getting excited just thinking about it!"

"I think I'm getting excited thinking about it, too. Okay, thanks for sharing. Have fun. And remember to take plenty of pictures!"

"Oh, I will!"
by Leonidas85 June 6, 2022
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plastics

plastics are plastic surgeons or people who do plastic surgery
mark sloan works in plastics, SO BADASS!!”
by dogloverrrrr June 13, 2022
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Plastics

This phrase is used to refer to the British pound sterling although the term revolves around notes being plastic the word can be used to describe the currency in general.
Abdullah-“I’ve got 69 gajillion quid in the bank

Dino-“quid?”
Abdullah-“yeh, British pounds?”

Dino-“OHHHHHH U MEAN PLASTICS”
by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022
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plastic gat

I'm getting that new plastic gat at the shop.
by Boxx3purple August 17, 2022
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Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4
Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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