Piss shivers

The tiny fuckin shiver you get when your done pissing

Guy 1: bro do you get piss shivers

Guy 2: ya but why do we get them

by Mistybitch December 8, 2019

Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.

"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"

by promethadeine February 29, 2020

piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.

Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed

by Chat gorl June 20, 2018

Piss lisp

The rare occurrence where the flaps of the dick hole shrivel giving off a low fapping sound whenever that individual pisses, basically the male version of a queef.

Fuck its f-f-freezing! I better not have piss lisp after this shit.

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022

express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010

piss wench

A Female pirate who drinks alcohol day and night and thus pisses her self and refuses to acknowledge that she pissed her self , smells of piss and refuses to change her cloths

That piss wench is drunk again and pissing all over the deck

by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019

Pissed minnda

(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead.

'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'

by HellsBelS August 21, 2006