Queer Pi

The common value of π covertly used by the LGBT+ mathematical community, which appears to change based on geography for nonobvious reasons.

Statistician Jerry is seeking a “rainbow grant” from some tech companies to determine why queer pi differs in different counties or countries.

by MathPlus October 15, 2021

pi boar

A substitution for the word "pry bar", but can also be used for anything else.

Jeff, where's my pi boar? I can't get any leverage!

by qbertidiot April 23, 2008

Pied

When you get ignored even though you know they heard you (is applicable to group chats)

*silence*
Person 1: "hey hows it going?"
Person 2:"..."
Person3: "wow you (person 1) got pied"

by Dracknid10 January 2, 2019

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

Pi r2

The most useless thing you ever learnt that existed, the area of a circle

person 1: i need to calcuwlate the awea of this cwircle I will use Pi r2

person 2: genuinely what the hell is wrong with you

by Qwertyytrewqss August 18, 2023

Pi

You're in for 1500 digits of pain

pi 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182

by Me when your mom June 11, 2022

Pi Calling

When the number π is hinting to math educators worldwide to turn the wealth of wisdom about her, which has been unearthed over the centuries by thousands of men and women of mathematics, to launch or produce “new” math products that would help them generate a new or rich source of income.

Mathepreneur Ian has identified a few game-changing ideas that have laid hidden in quiet cul-de-sacs in both academia and in publishing houses—he’s doing nothing new but answering to pi calling.

by Numerati January 14, 2025