Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.

Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.

by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025

Parpy Skarbo

Literally means nothing whatsoever it’s just inserted into a sentence because it’s funny but you can use the word parpy as a word by itself such as with parpy bakes

Dude that shit is parpy skarbo as fuck!

by JimmmyJammm July 26, 2025

perpeganda

propaganda and slander spread by a perpetrator

He stopped my mum beating me up , so now im being made to tell lies about him to save the maniac SS ploughing n again....ask my mum and she will talk perpeganda.

by wonker welly&thewinker fictary September 1, 2025

Percy Jackson Movies

Does not exist. There are no Percy Jackson movies in Ba Sing Se.

Someone (uncultured): Hey, did you see the Percy Jackson movies.
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*

by Chaonix September 16, 2025

Perpendickular

The angular relationship of an erect penis to the body

It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.

by Smart as... October 21, 2025

Percyfiyed

a large black man with the intelligence a 5-year-old expenses time smelling old baby food jars

What happened to Johnson I think he's been percyfiyed. Haw can a man that big be so dumb to smell old baby food jars

by Irishpaver2378 November 17, 2025

Percy Jackson

A singular alcoholic beverage, preferably a road beer for oneself.

“Hey stop by the liquor store let’s grab some Percy Jackson’s!”

“Beto stopped by the gas station and grabbed a Percy Jackson”

by MexicanChickenTacos007 January 7, 2026