bad parent

More of a stigma than the akcual condition, this slang term refers to parents who impose their children the same screen time limits as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels even though these children subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels.

My friends think I’m a bad parent just because I "only" let my kids watch YouTube for 2 hours per day. I mean, they have subscriptions to over 600 channels — they just have the same screen time as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

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Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023

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parent

Mother or father.

My parent is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

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I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

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Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

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