Road Ranger

A sexual escapade inspired by the Lone Ranger. It is when a woman straddles her lover while he is driving. She rides in the fashion that a ranger would his horse, with urgency and passion. At the moment of completion she dismounts her steed, grabs his member and makes a mask across her eyes with his glory.
After a long drive through Nebraska all that kept me sane was when my girlfriend completed a road ranger for me. Took me two sessions to finish her mask.
by Tonto steed September 29, 2012
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road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.
Full House is a better show than Road Rules.
by Bob Saget July 14, 2003
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Road Pop

a 40oz malt beverage, consumed in an automobile
by Aantgray February 12, 2003
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road bread

a long bread stick, bought from the corner store, that is eaten in the mouth in the car or on the road. It can be covered in honey to highten the experience.
"man, I got some great road bread from your girlfriend last night. sorry??"
by nathan hale April 09, 2008
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road rules

1. A "reality" television show on MTV comprised of immature humans co-existing in the same enviroment who are barely old enough to drink alcohol responsibly and all act like thirteen-year-olds."
why the fuck are you watching road rules? if you watch it it's gonna stay on the air dummy.
by daequan July 21, 2003
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road rules

A show on MTV where a bunch of people go on these extreme trips and have to do stunts or they won't get their "hansom reward"

p.s. GIRLS some of they GUYS are HOTT!!! watch it!!
Did you see road rules last night? it rocked!!
by WhiteGirlWithaGHETTOazz August 01, 2003
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road spanky

An alcoholic beverage 22oz or greater being consumed on or inside a moving vehicle.
Dude put your road spanky down there's a cop behind us!
by rick springfield April 18, 2006
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