Number1

An Awesome guy, a men amongst men. The kind of guy that has ladies frothing at the gash. Titled number 1 because hes the best ride a girl could have. Her number1.

That Jay, he fucked me six ways from Sunday he's my number1.

He is an awesome guy, a real number1.

My gash has never taken a pounding like that before, a true number 1.

by Number1guy April 24, 2009

spicy number

A human being wearing an item of clothing that can me cassified as: cute, hot, or any other good term you can tink of.

Omg Alicia that's such a spicy number!

Jenn, where'd you get that spicy number!?

by SpicyNumbaa September 14, 2007

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008

Number 15

Number 15 Dead fucking meme the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is a dead fucking meme

Title: you'd be suprized on what they put in your burger king burger
Viewers: wow what do they put in our burger king burger
Youtuber: Number 15 Dead fucking meme the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is a dead fucking meme

by le user August 20, 2018

Number One!

When something is amazingly awesome, parcticly too awesoem to think aobut, so you say its Number one!
Apose to it being number two, meaning the same thing as the bathroom associated thing.

"Rico, this thing is NUMBER ON!"
"Thanks, man. This is Number One!"

by DieWeak73 March 18, 2008

number 22

When one fucks his grandma in a car with a broken toilet in it.

Dude I just walking on my friend taking a number 22, it was intense

by BigGingerBootyLicker April 22, 2015

phone number

A number in which is called to by a person to reach another person

hey Joe's phone number is [phone] if you need to call him

by FerociousMasturBaiter March 6, 2018