by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024
Get the Florida cocktailmug. A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023
Get the Florida footlong fountainmug. by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017
Get the Floridamug. Your partner puts hot pepper seeds in their mouth and proceeds to preform felatio then when your penis starts to burn you stick it in either their vagina or butthole
She put hot pepper seeds in her mouth and he face fucked her then stuck it in her butthole he performed the Florida flamer
by The best thick January 12, 2022
Get the Florida flamermug. A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Florida kingmug. A man-made island in the works off the coast of Delray Beach, Florida. It is supposed to be finished in 2025, where they will build high-rise resorts and condos for tourists and rich retired people. It will reportedly house around 9,000 people.
by Southbayshake July 16, 2021
Get the Leisure Pointe, Floridamug. when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina
by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022
Get the florida river boatmug.