Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Florida Mudslide

A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.

Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?

Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.

by GBlaidd November 05, 2021

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi September 09, 2017

Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

University of Central Florida

The orlando community college with an iconic, badass mascot named Knightro.

I go to the University of Central Florida, and I'm probably better than you.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Hawthorne (Florida)

Also referred to as Gotham City, Hawthorne Florida is a quaint little town in between Gainesville and Palatka. No one knows where Hawthorne is. The middle/high school is arguably the best 1A basketball team there is but not much of anything else in other sports. Everyone knows everyone around and there's no known diseases found in Hawthorne unlike the neighboring cities of Interlachen, Ocala, Palatka.

Where are you from?

Hawthorne (Florida)!
Where?

Gainesville....

by The real White Mike December 20, 2016

Florida Ice

When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear

Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s

by RandomNigga1000000 May 27, 2023