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Noob Choke

The Created Finisher used in the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2009" in which a user chokes an opponent until they reach a danger zone in a matter of seconds, often used by moves, this is a common finisher used online.
I was playing Smackdown vs Raw 2009 completely fairly, and I got Noob Choked and beat in 1 minute.
by The 2.0 February 17, 2009
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Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general
Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''
by Tombul February 26, 2011
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noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert
speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!
by margarita old June 8, 2010
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Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.
Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob
by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007
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camper noob

Camper noob is someone who plays call of duty and hides out in a room and when someone walks in, her shoots until death.
by Campernoob October 3, 2017
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noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
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no u noob

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died
by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019
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