Shee Noob

The Shee Noob is a special class of noob that plays the Halo series.

A Shee Noob's gaming experience mainly consists of:

1. Getting in a banshee for an extended and lengthy period of time.

2. Splatting anyone that comes within range.

3. Doing it over and over to gain cheap kills that require less skill than boiling an egg.

Shee Noobs are looked down upon in gaming society and if you are one, then you may need to get help, or stop gaming altogether.

How to avoid a Shee Noob if present in a match:

1. Stay indoors at all times.

2. Leave the game.

3. Lock on rockets if avialable.

Please refrain from being, A Shee Noob

Player X: "FFS, that f***ing Shee Noob is up there sky camping again. He has killed me 9 times in 3 minutes! You cant play for shit Shee Noob!!!"

Shee Noob "You're just jealouse that im winning. You newb. You're the one that sucks, you cant even kill me."

Please. Dont be a Shee Noob.

by Jaykardee_09 December 26, 2009

Noob Choke

The Created Finisher used in the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2009" in which a user chokes an opponent until they reach a danger zone in a matter of seconds, often used by moves, this is a common finisher used online.

I was playing Smackdown vs Raw 2009 completely fairly, and I got Noob Choked and beat in 1 minute.

by The 2.0 February 17, 2009

noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

by margarita old June 8, 2010

Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.

Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob

by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

by anonymous April 26, 2023

noob lol

something salt lords type

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"

by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021

power-noob

Joann Poirier

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob

by 7Mack11s May 26, 2016