Deuce

When you're in a regular, mutual, sex only relationsihp with a someone and you (or they) still got to be sleepin' with other people.

He's not really my boyfriend.....he's just my Deuce!

by dacia November 18, 2003

Deuce

When one shits in their own hand and punches someone with a clenched fist full of shit. The move works properly when hitting someone in the face with a loosely clenched fist so upon impact of the jaw, shit squirts out between the fingers onto the victims face.

The first one to pass out tonight is going to get deuced!

by !InItToWinIt! January 30, 2008

Deuce

The hottest person alive!

Duece is soo cool...shes amazing!

by Katinka November 11, 2003

deuce bag

A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.

Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."

by conman69 June 10, 2008

half a deuce

One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?

Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.

by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006

Deuce Princess

An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.

Angela: Goodbye, Devin.
Devin: Goodbye...
(Angela closes door)
Devin: ...Deuce Princess.

by Jethro J. Jerkins June 9, 2004

Clam Deuce

When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.

Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!

by Rosh507 January 14, 2015