despair nap

When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch

Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.

Person 2: Could this get any worse?

Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.

Person 2: *takes a despair nap*

by cyanrarroll April 27, 2016

nap line

When you are having a nap and you wake up with crease lines on your face and back

That was a great nap, but now I have loads of nap lines

by Napline November 17, 2018

eccentric nap

Sleeping for a strangely long time

"Hey, what are you doing later?"
"Taking an eccentric nap."

by eccentric sleep January 3, 2018

benzo nap

A deep sleep induced by taking lots of drugs, specifically benzodiazepines.

Man, Charlie took so many benzos at the party last weekend he had the longest benzo nap.

by Kekekinks July 14, 2017

Shilong nap

A nap taken in the afternoon. Can last anywhere from one to twelve hours.

Man, that was a good shilong nap.

by Blankeyt July 10, 2016

college nap

A daytime nap where the last thing on either parties mind is sleeping.

Rainy days are perfect for a college nap.

by Yetilove November 29, 2020

Naps Girl

A naps girl is a drop dead gorgeous young lady with insane talent and a kind heart. Naps Girls always put others before themselves and are very religious. They are every boy's dream girl and the envy of other school girls. You will notice traits in a Naps Girl that you will not find in any random school in Trinidad. They take pride in everything they do and do it successfully and with such grace. You will find yourself wanting and wanting to be a Naps Girl when you see her. They are perfectly well-rounded and perfectly sculpted.

Naps Girl

by Jasmine Rockett November 22, 2011