When two cousins, most likely female, want to brag about fucking in front of their not so oblivious family
“Yo, Sally, that’s a wicked toe nail you got there.” Weird Uncle: “What the fuck are y’all talking about toe nails for?”
by Banana Slug Daddy January 25, 2023
Get the Toe Nailmug. by anonymous September 26, 2021
Get the Syd nailmug. When your small toenail grows right the way round your toe instead of forward leading to a painful and unattractive toe
Jim: my nail is growing round the side of my toe
James:that abnormal nail mate
Jim:oh Yr having a giggle
James:that abnormal nail mate
Jim:oh Yr having a giggle
by Wjfb September 12, 2021
Get the Abnormal nailmug. by Astrophysichrist January 21, 2022
Get the nail on the dickheadmug. what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018
Get the rusty nailmug. Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider  July 2, 2024
Get the Brown Nailmug. 