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puss nail

When you clip specific fingernails in order to not scratch the inside of a vagina. These are the pussy nails.
Look at that dude’s stubby little puss nail.
by TTSprinkz November 7, 2021
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Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
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like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
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rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days
i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018
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nailed

(vpt.) fucked very hard, quite probably with pleasurable pain, as the root “nail” would indicate. Some small injury may result.
“Jonas nailed me so hard last night that he tore my arse a bit. That nailing is gonna make it hard to shit for a few days.”
by Frozen Prevert October 18, 2024
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piss nailed

when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.
he lost the bet and got piss nailed by a hoy chick with a strap on
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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coke nails

Long little fingernails used for snorting cocaine
I scooped up some coke with my coke nails and snorted it.
by JAYDOS September 9, 2013
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