Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.

I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.

by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022

Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022

sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.

oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*

by farisss January 13, 2022

motherless monday

the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.

Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?

Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!

by Dream Jackson January 17, 2022

White shirt Monday

Everyone has to wear a white shirt no matter what

James Charles like white shirt Monday and back shots

by Light skin mf May 21, 2022

monsoon monday

Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday

WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY

by Dmzerz123 May 22, 2022

monday morning

everyone hates them, even hot people.

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"

by finn the manly man April 7, 2022