Mariana Joy

a loser but a cute one. she also makes me very happy.

person 1: look its mariana joy
person 2: she's so pretty :)

by totallynotkyladude May 17, 2022

Mariano

Gets absolutely no bitches,is sensitive and dick rides adrian

Hi I'm Mariano

by Jhsan June 3, 2022

Mackian

An asshole and an overachiever

He’s such a Mackian.

by Kanye911 June 27, 2022

Mariano

He loves to attract girls with the best sense of humor as well as his cute looks.
However many people would find his sexy and flirty charm as annoying

I love Mariano so much!

by Hjhghhgnugbfjh July 12, 2022

Mariangel

The most sweet, caring and kind girl you can ever meet. Her laugh is contagious, her blue eyes hypnotising and that blonde hair: her looks is the perfect crowning glory over the amazing person she is. She’s beautiful both inside and outside, she loves good music, tennis, football, tasty food, refreshing micheladas and going to the cinema. Even if she’s confident, sometimes she overthinks way too much and gives herself less credits than deserved. She’s capable of making you feel on top of the world. If you ever have the possibility of meet her, you’ll see how time flies when you’re with her. Even if you stay with her for a couple of months, she will make you a better person and you will keep your memories with her very jealously. Te quiero mucho Mari :)

Her: “Oh, this taco is good, but if you add the spicy sauce…”
You: “Come on, I don’t want to burn my mouth, don’t be such a Mariangel :) ”

by the one you wouldn’t expect July 26, 2022

Mariana

Uma pessoa muito tímida e reservada, porém amável e doce. A melhor amiga que você poderá ter. Completamente introvertida, mas muito engraçada quando sente liberdade para isso. Muito fofa e adorável, com uma beleza admirável, chamando a atenção de todos em sua volta. O tipo de pessoa que consegue clarear uma sala com o seu sorriso contagiante. Muito inteligente, porém não sabe disso. Tem diversos talentos secretos e consegue ser boa em absolutamente tudo que faz. Meio nerd e otaku, mas não de uma forma ruim. Sabe ser uma ótima ouvinte e é muito carinhosa com seus entes queridos.

"É impossível odiar a Mariana"

by daomnllafs August 27, 2022

Mariana trench

A deep, underwater trench in the Pacific ocean.

I hate to break it to you, but there are no megalodons down there. The pressure is so strong that a shark that large would be crushed in an instant.

There are no fuckin megalodons in the Mariana trench, that’s just a conspiracy theory.

by Sussus Samogus September 26, 2022