Malayna

You will never be bored when you are with her. She has an infectious laugh that every person needs to hear at least once. A Malayna never turns on her friends. She usually has a cute personality but has bad luck with her love life. She has no dance skills and she can’t sing. She has amazing hair and beautiful eyes. Everyone needs to have a Malayna in their life

Malayna, you are super funny!

by Fish fly June 17, 2018

Burlington Mall

Absolutely one of the worst malls in Massachusetts, if so even United States. Everyone there is either a 13 year old middle schooler with nothing better to do on a Friday night, than wear Snapback hats, tight pants, and argue about how much their "swag" owns yours. Or filled with Emotional goth kids who smoke weed in the corner of the cafeteria, near shotcakes. The mall itself isn't that bad, it has a variety of good stores, such as: Champs, Apple, Lindt chocolate, Brookstone, etc... but moving along from that, it's the terrible people that fill the mall, who make it a horrible experience. I can also assure that 75% of the girls there all try to meet guys; just to give blowjobs in back of Abercrombie and Fitch, and pass along their Hepatitis C. The cafeteria is also disgusting, all of the "mall food" tastes the same, and it is also really, really, dirty. The most notable thing of this mall is the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed there, but hey, even that sucked. The lesson that most people have learned is not to shop at this piece of shit, and find a better thing to do then become mall rats.

Guy 1 - "ay yo, nigga, lets go to da Burlington Mall Friday night, and GET CRUNKKKKK!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"

Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"

by Jensen1429 May 19, 2013

malonkers

Used in conjunction with the word 'bonkers' to exaggerate the point of an items or situations level of being bonkers.

Believed to have originated in the Burton on Trent area of UK when the originator either required his/her point to be exaggerated or could not think of another word that rhymed with bonkers.

‘last night was bonkers malonkers’ – the previous nights events were, indeed, crazy/ exciting/ extraordinary.

‘That girl is bonkers malonkers’ – the girl is a little crazy

by scott wallis June 11, 2006

epsilon delta male

has a bachelor in mathematics. knows how to prove anything just by looking. the embodiment of true complex analysis.

etymology: epsilon delta proofs are common in real analysis

man1: have you heard? Gil just got his bachelor in mathematics!
man2: oh wow, he is such an epsilon delta male!

by the-mathinator August 16, 2021

Is Pi Male or Female?

When the beautiful numerical or geometric properties of the number π lures far more men than women, who long to get intimate with mathematics’s most famous constant—when rational male figures get pretty excited, with some even experiencing occasional ahas, whenever the irrational and sexy π reveals more of her hidden properties.

The masculine and feminine subtle behaviors exhibited by the number π makes math educators and recreational mathematicians quietly ask: “Is pi male or female?”

by Fasters December 19, 2021

Neshaminy Mall

Mall located in Bensalem Pennsylvania. May indeed be the smallest mall in the world but still the best mall in the world. Every fri and sat night each entrance to this mall is infested with pre-teen smokers/'prostitots.' Also, Neshaminy Mall has, perhaps, the most loyal mall rats ever!!!!! (especially for being the smallest mall and not having that many stores or interesting sights)

Jodie: I went to Neshaminy Mall on friday but i forgot my a lighter so i just borrowed one from that 12 year old girl
Johanna: The one that is always there and wheres the shortest skirt ever made?
Jodie: No, the one that is always there and wears the tightest jeans and slutiest belly shirt ever.
Johanna: Oh, herrr!

by prettyinpink March 18, 2005

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019