lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

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Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

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Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.

Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!

by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012

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broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 25, 2019

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4 pound lobster

woman with a full round butt

that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)

by mtowne December 26, 2007

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Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011

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