lobster cock 

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.

ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!

lobster cock by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020

Lobster

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.

Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?

Lobster by redrocks February 25, 2020

lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.

Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”

lobster cage by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

Lobster

Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.

"Lobster was so much fun last night!"

Lobster by LiaOb June 3, 2020

Lobster

Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.

"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"

"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."

Lobster by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020

Lobster

Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.

"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"

"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."

Lobster by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020

Lobsterbanger 

Big boned with a attitude. Loves lobsters and loves to bang ‘em. Constant milking along with being the biggest 10 pin leaver around in the sport of bowling. May change bowling balls every frame if need be.

Croiky, a wild Lobsterbanger is on lane 16.

Lobsterbanger by Pegasus300 October 24, 2020