Liquid Ass

When someone has explosive uncontrollable diarrhoea that usually results in the person spoiling themselves without warning

Oh I got a real bad case of liquid ass after last night burrito. I couldn’t make it to the toilet so it was running down my leg and everything

by A handlebar moustache July 5, 2020

slipping liquid

Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea

I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

liquid violence

what you drink when you are consuming an ungodly amount of booze

“Rush week was tough, my big was drowning me in liquid violence”

by costcomembership February 7, 2021

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024

liquid marshmallow

male semen

“Hey Jack what’s this white stuff in the sink?”
“Oh that’s just my liquid marshmallow!”

by blobmaster724 April 20, 2025

Liquid Diabetes

The essence of Zerin, blended and heated to perfection.

I like to shit on Liquid Diabetes.

by UncrustableDonk September 14, 2016

liquid nut butter

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”

by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024