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Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!
by Killdjan December 20, 2008
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helicopter-in-law

An over-involved parent of a spouse whose compulsive need to demonstrate their support of their child inadvertently undermines that child's marriage through over the top gifts, paying of regular expenses, or repeatedly weighing in on decisions in support of their child.
Linda and Jim never really found their own way forward. His helicopter-in-laws were always buying their daughter whatever she wanted and haranguing him for not providing for their daughter's desires.
by WisCur January 28, 2015
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Taylor's Law

Banks and corporates have a nasty habit of using buzzwords to promote their product in a way start-ups never do. As such Simon Taylor (host of the Fintech Insider podcast) noted, there is an inversely proportional relationship between how many Buzzwords (AI, Machine Learning and Blockchain) a bank uses, and how good their product is.

Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Damn that press release from BIG BANK sure proves Taylor's Law. Did you see the amount of times they said AI?
by AListener May 31, 2019
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Hallam's law

The concept that if more storage space is made the space will be filled.
I made an bought an extra wardrobe for my clothes and now it's full too. "That's Hallam's law"
by JackBrin June 11, 2018
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Jolson's Law

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.
"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011
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Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.
by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011
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Hanham's Law

Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.
by tickles mcgee July 16, 2013
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