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Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.
A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.
by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011
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Party Kitten

A cute sub-par party animal. Has their moments in the spotlight on the dance floor, but only gets things going in the midst of chaos and dim-lighting. Generally not very self-concious; part of the party but not the scene.
Why is that kid fretting? He's just a party kitten.
by Avianasian June 2, 2011
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Bodeh Kitteh

A kitten or cat that is completely comprised of a body. No limbs, only a face, body and tail.
Hey whats with your doorstop, it doesn't have any limbs?!

Oh yeah, it's a bodeh kitteh
by McBabyMcBabyMcBaby October 1, 2011
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Alaskan Sex Kitten

Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
“After performing the Alaskan sex kitten I felt one with nature.”
by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 10, 2013
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kittenz

A bundle of live kittens with an exceptional amount of cute-ness.
Girl: "I don't know what to get him for his birthday."
Boy: "You could get him kittenz."
Girl: "He doesn't like live animals with exceptional cuteness."
by phattyphat August 30, 2007
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kitten

Skinny young gay gentlemen with body hair and more passive. Usually around the ages or 18- 25. They have a similar body style to a twink, except for the body hair. Other differences from twinks include potential for intelligence, less bitchy, and less likely to be seen in a club.
They are similar to pups, but more passive. They are more likely to become otters when older instead of wolves or bears.
Every time I go to a club it's just full of dumb twinks, I wish there were more kittens.
by erkman1 March 20, 2013
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patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!
by ivette July 19, 2006
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