spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021

Kick this puppy

To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".

"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."

by Coral Blue August 14, 2013

Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

kicking vaps

To smoke weed using a vaporizer rather than hand - rolling the weed .

I was kicking vaps with my friends yesterday because none of could roll a blunt .

by NV. July 4, 2014

Mega Kick

To be kicked with the entire force of a pokemon.

Pikachu Mega kicked Ash in the face.

by Sir Bitchin 'lot December 30, 2010

vagina kick

Vagina kick means you got kicked in your vagina and it’s really painful

Vagina kicks are painful because I just got a vagina kick.

by Fuck my vagina January 6, 2020