Kick this puppy

To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".

"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."

by Coral Blue August 14, 2013

Coma Kick

A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)

Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!

I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face

I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye

by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011

Kick swap

A slang term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic used to describe the decision of letting a friend borrow a fresh pair of your shoes in return for borrowing a fresh pair of theirs to better match your outfit during a night out.

Let's kick swap? I'll let you borrow my brown dunks for your black spizikes? They would look better with this button up I have.

by m_dot_reilly August 25, 2011

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021

hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

by great success April 5, 2010

kick a box

Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.

Guy1- Dude, you really suck at that.
Guy2- Go kick a box, jerk.

by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009